Why become a Marine

I have a new friend. His name is Eric from North Carolina but more recently Vienna. Eric was in the military for a few years and told me about his experience enlisting. He went to the military recruiting offices and spoke with the Army recruiter who told him about the various perks and incentives for enlisting in the Army.

Armed with the benefits of Army recruitment, no pun intended, he spoke with the Marine Corps recruiter to see what they could offer. The marine recruiter spoke of the training, four year commitment, potential MOS. Eric thought this was all well and good but asked what the perks were, the signing bonuses, etc. for joining the Marines.

Eric said the marine recruiter reacted offended by the question and frankly explained the "perk" for joining the Marines is the privilege of being a Marine. And with that singular pull of honor and elitism Eric became a Marine.

What are some ways I can use this modus operandi? Any ideas?